Well, it seems that the football season is about to get into full swing again! I'm not really much of a football fan, but there is much that can be learned from watching it. See what I mean in the amusing little piece I have for you today about church members who play a variation of this little "game."
"CHURCH FOOTBALL"
THE OTHER SUNDAY SPORT
QUARTERBACK SNEAK:
Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
DRAW PLAY:
What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
HALFTIME:
The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
BENCHWARMER:
Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.
BACKFIELD IN MOTION:
Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
STAYING IN THE POCKET:
What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
TWO MINUTE WARNING:
The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
INSTANT REPLAY:
The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.
SUDDEN DEATH:
What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime".
TRAP:
You're called on to pray and are asleep.
END RUN:
Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
FLEX DEFENSE:
The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
HALFBACK OPTION:
The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
BLITZ:
The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
Oops! Hope you're not a player of this sport!
Have a blessed day!
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